misterexecutive Dating Profile
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I'm sarcastic, witty and wicked smart. I like excelling, accelerating, traveling, loving, discovering, wandering, smirking, and goal setting. I like hot wings, fresh tomatoes, motorcycles, and good beer. I enjoy anyone with sense of humor, huge out of control bonfires are the best. I also like huge mountains and huge towels and huge beers served to me while sitting in a huge hot tub. I'm currently, half-assedly, nerding out on modernist architecture and design. Small talk is overrated and intimate conversations should be shared more often. No I don't know what sexy is but I bet I can count up all the change in your purse very fast. I don't like the song bossy, but if you're into that I could boss you around. Do you cook? I could use a good meal. I really want to meet Michael Scott. Anyone know him? I think camouflage is pretty cool but only on condoms. There's something really great about sinking yourself into a really comfortable bed. It's a satisfying feeling when its your own, but sometimes you find that rare hotel bed that hugs you just the right way...makes you forget you are miles away from home, reminds you of your mother's fresh baked chocolate chip cookies...the way your grandma wreaked of moonshine and the way that old dog of yours would run straight into your glass sliding door. I dig my family and feel so blessed to have the life I have. I thank my lucky stars every day that I have a job I love, a home I'm shocked to own and friends who are crazy, fun and know how to have a good time. I have an English Bull Dog named Truman. He's crazy smart and gives five.
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