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I am a Jack Russell Terrier named Skippy, I weigh 13#s and I am known as a terrorist especially after my bath. My pet in addition to bathing me regularly places bits of garlic in my water to drive off fleas. Personally I would prefer to find a nice smelly pile of something to roll in. I have decided to write this for my pet because he needs to get out more. He is really ancient in terms of dog years, about 351 or there abouts. The other day while sleeping at his feet I dreamt, with my feet twitching while emitting little yips, that I was a coyote hunting mice in the dunes near Destin, on the night of a full moon, with a thunderstorm moving through. I was following the scent of a mouse when I happened upon my pet lying on his back being pleasured by a female of his kind. The rain was hammering down so hard that the warm water was coursing across her back running off her breasts tracing arcs across his chest as they slid over each other lubricated by the rain, their sweat and lust. I became so distracted tilting my head to one side that I let out a little groan and lost the sent of the mouse I was following. I had to move up wind clear the musk of their sweat from my nostrils with a little sneeze, to pick up that most elusive mouse trail and be on my way.Just an aside my pet doesnt need those little blue pills I scent other pets taking. He is only looking for someone who grasps the concept that the most important erogenous zone resides between ones ears. Me thinks the only unnatural sex is its absence, the rest is opportunity.
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